Waterfalls in NYC...WTF???
Just when we thought our cruises couldn't get any better, the good 'ole city of NYC decided to prove us wrong.

Get ready for another huge, weird ass multimillion dollar project commissioned by the city. It's like The Gates that was in Central Park a few years ago...except really f'ing cool.

Artist Olafur Eliasson is setting up 4 waterfalls
in the East River from July until mid-October.
They will be 90 to 120 feet tall (as tall as Ms
Liberty) & be flowing from 7am to 10pm every day

The best part?
The fine folks here at Rocks Off are going to
choufer you around the water to check them out

Fuck Circle Line cruises with fat tourist and
screaming kids...we'd much rather check them out
with a band blaring and a cold beverage in hand
(that's just how we roll).
While the journey of the Half Moon
already takes you past all four
waterfalls, we will also be cruising
The Temptress upthat direction. They
will light up the waterfalls when the
sun goes down, we will be getting some
pretty sweet views of these things.

It's going to be another BAD ASS
summer. Don't forget your camera.