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Apr 20, 2012

 ROCKS OFF is proud to announce our first annual CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA EN EL RIO!  That means a ‘PARTY ON THE RIVER’ for all you gringos.

 

Join us on Saturday, May 5th as we take over Pier 81 in a celebration of good livin' and all things Mexican! Pier 81 juts out over the Hudson River for amazing views and cool breezes all afternoon long.

 

From 12noon to 5pm we’re gonna have ourselves a serious party, complete with live music thanks to Yacht Rock Revue and Lucha-Libre inspired wrestling featuring the stars of Evolve Wrestling throughout the day! 

 

There will be lots more entertainment all over the pier; from limbo contests to Mexican-themed face painting and music from New York City's only all-female Mariachi band 'Mariachi Flor De Tolocahe'!

 

And of course this Cinco De Mayo party wouldn't be complete without some killer food and drinks. Thanks to our sponsors PACIFICO and NEGRO MODELO the Mexican cervezas will be flowing all day long. We'll also have a wide range of tequilas available as well as margaritas! Because really, what better way to spend a beautiful summer day than chilling out by the water with a nice cold margarita in hand. Also we'll be serving up some tasty Mexican-fare with nachos, quesadillas, burritos, and more!

 

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS AND MORE INFO

Apr 11, 2012

Anyone who was on the Bronx boat cruise last year knows what an amazing time it was!

 

Anyone who wasn't there simply needs to check out this review and pics from Brooklyn Vegan

 

When we tried to figure out how to make it even more amazing, we thought SHIT - why not do TWO nights and invite MARICAHI EL BRONX to have some fun with us as well.  And so as not to overload you on the Bronx by having both bands in the same night we decided to spread out our Bronx cheer over two nights and bring TWO GALLANTS on board as well!

 

And if that wasn't enough, we even set it up so that you could save some cash AND get this amazing SIGNED POSTER if you buy tix for BOTH shows.

 

Aren't we just the SWEETEST?  Go ahead, kiss usright there.  We'll kiss you back.

 

TIX for THE BRONX /  TWO GALLANTS Party On the River!

http://rocksoff.com/shows/1875

 

TIX for MARIACHI EL BRONX Fiesta En El Rio

http://rocksoff.com/shows/1879

Feb 13, 2012

We're sooooo fucken psyched to be bringing the Bad Brains back to NYC for the first time since the night Obama was elected - that's almost 4 years - and we've missed them!!!!!!  To make these shows extra special we've stacked the bill with NYC Harcore legends and flad wavers of the PMA brigade H2O and also from the Wu Tang Clan -  GZA!!!!  Tickets go onsale for both shows this comign Friday February 19th!  See y'all in the pit!!!

Feb 13, 2012

Did you know that the Rocks Off empire includes a tattoo shop in Tucson, Arizona?  IT does, and that tattoo shop is called The Magic Fun Store.  check out this video we made about the most famous tatgtooo to come out of the shop.  The Unicorn and the Dolphin!Over 100,000 views in one week!

 

 

Sep 26, 2011

We're psyched to announce that LESS THAN JAKE will be performing TWO CLASSIC ALBUMS over two nights ON A BOAT!!!  On Friday November 4th they will be playing LOSING STREAK and on Saturdya November 5th they will be playing HELLO ROCKVIEW.  Tidkets are extremely limited and once they're gone they're gone for good!  So get em while they're hot!!!

 

And check out this special video announcement of the shows.  LESS THAN JAKE shows you MORE OF JAKE (the video stars Rocks Off founder Jake aka "SzufDaddy" who accepted the band; challenge to come up with a "creative" way to annouce the shows...

   

Rocks Off Concert Cruise presents Less Than Jake from Dave Waldron on Vimeo.

Aug 23, 2011

Saturday August 27th will be an epic party-boat rager like none other! We will be celebrating until the wee hours of the morning aboard The Half Moon for the CD release party for Jonny Corndawg's new album 'Down on the Bikini Line'! 

But there's much more to celebrate! It's the 11th Anniversary of Rocks Off! We have been doing these concert cruises for 11 f'n years and hell, it's about time we celebrated how awesome we are! And it's also the birthday party of our Head Honcho Mr. Sancho Dominguez! He might be stuck in the Dominican Republic the night of the show but the spirit of Sancho will fill the Half Moon as we raise our tequila shots in honor and reverence. With all this awesome stuff to celebrate how could we not make this party an OPEN BAR?! That's right, only $35 for an epic night of debauchery with an open bar and performances by Johnny Corndawg and many special guests! This will be the greatest night you will never remember. Come celebrate with us - ROCKS OFF LOVES YOU!
Tix available here:
http://rocksoff.com/shows/1532
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JONNY CORNDAWG - Corndawg is likely the only country singer influenced by hardcore punk, TRON, Tim Conway and ’50s gay pulp novels. Whether he’s dancing mock-Cossack style, playing shirtless on top of a Suburban (as he did outside Woody’s Tavern in Louisville last year) or plying his trade in a more traditional club setting, Corndawg’s singular goal is to plaster smiles across the mugs of a lucky few. Like John Prine, he conveys profound observations by exploring at times mundane lyric themes. “Lack of education didn’t hold me back / I use real butter on my buttermilk stack / I don’t need Gold’s Gym / ’cause I’m happy and fat,” he claims on “Midlife Crisis.” Corndawg is not the new James Taylor, but rather represents an alternative to middlebrow whose music spans the lo-fi folk of troubadours like The Frogs and Sentridoh and country-rockabilly freaks like Hasil Adkins and Marvin Rainwater.

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MIKE FARRIS - Mike Farris, formerly of the Screamin Cheetah Wheelies, and the only white man ever to win the Dove Gospel Award for best singer, returns to New York City for this very special show with the handpicked Rocks Off Rhythm Revue. This rock n soul patrol featuring Mike Farris, Scott Metzger, Andy Hess, and Josh Dion will be delivering the ecstatic classics. This is how you get yer Rocks Off

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ICE - ROD - A watercolor painting teacher by trade, ICE ROD is the most positive and sexually driven hip-hop artist in the US. This will be one of his first shows since taking a break after winning several freestyle competitions in Minneapolis - and receiving death threats as a result, forcing him to take a break.

May 20, 2011

We hear tons of stories from ‘Los and ‘Lettes all over the world traveling from their homes to the elusive Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, IL, for The Gathering of the Juggalos. Now we’re working to make it even easier for any Ninjas who want to go to do the damn thing!

  

We are doing this with THE OFFICIAL JUGGALO EXPRESS! What the fuck is that, you ask? Well, The Juggalo Express is going to go down in Hatchet History as the best way to make your trek to The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos! It is a luxury coach bus which is decked out to the nines and its sole purpose is to get you to The Gathering in style!

 

The Juggalo Express features multiple flat screen televisions that will be playing Big Money Hustlas, Big Money Rustlas, various JCW shows, and more! Every seat reclines, has a moveable head rest, a foot rest, its own reading light, and an air fan! There is a bathroom on board the bus as well - so you'll have a place to dispose of your used Faygo! The bus is also equipped with luggage bays for our tents, suitcases, and whatever else you need to make your time at The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos one to remember! But we will be hitting a Juggalo-Mart near The Gathering of the Juggalos to pick up whatever booze, food, toys and Nunchucks you may have forgotten.

 

Everyone who travels on The Juggalo Express will receive a commemorative Juggalo Express t-shirt so that you can pick out your fellow Juggalo Express crew at The Gathering. You will also get a Juggalo Survival Package filled with some essential shit that you'll need for the weekend!


Tickets for the ROUND TRIP BUS RIDE to and from The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos will be $295!  We know that's a chunk of cheddar, but when you think of it in comparison to a plane ticket, a car rental, gas for your vehicle, or however else you were plannin’ on gettin’ yourself to The Gathering of the Juggalos, it ain’t no thang. Please be aware that this price is strictly for your transportation to and from The Gathering of the Juggalos. It doesn’t include your ticket to actually get into the event! That’s separate and can be purchased on juggalogathering.com.

 

Currently, there is one Juggalo Express set in stone which will be departing from The Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.  It will leave at 9:00pm on Wednesday, August 10th, with a planned arrival time to The Gathering of the Juggalos at 5:00pm on Thursday, August 11th - the first day of The Gathering of the Juggalos. The NYC Juggalo Express will depart the Hatchet Landing grounds at NOON on Monday, August 14th with a planned arrival time of 8:00am on Tuesday, August 16th. Tickets for that bus are on sale now, but space is limited!

 

If you’re not in the NYC area, have no fear! We’re hard at work getting more busses lined up where they’re needed! We want every Juggalo and Juggelette who wants to go to The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos to have the option of getting there in style on The Juggalo Express!

May 04, 2011

The Bouncing Souls "For all The Unheard" Residency will be at the Highline Ballroom for 4 Nights - July 6-9, 2011!   They will be playing 2 albums a night in their entirety which means they will shred through their entire catalog over the 4 nights!  The Bouncing Souls fanclub presale went on-sale today and sold out almost immediately.  The rest of the tix go onsale FRIDAY at noon!  These tix won't last long so snatch em up as quick as you can!

Apr 11, 2011

Rock N Roll has lived, breathed, evolved and injected itself into NewYork City - transforming itself, the city, the people and the very culture of America and the world along the way. Please allow us to show you the when, the how, the why, and the who.

A walk through Manhattan's East Village is a walk through Rock N Roll history. Boston can have their Freedom Trail and Philly can keep their Liberty Bell, nowhere has more history, culture and tradition than New York City and nowhere rocks nearly as hard. Since famed radio DJ Alan Freed coined the term Rock N Roll, New York has been it's ground zero.

Sure, you could go to Cleveland and walk through a museum, or surf Wikipedia until you're blind….OR you could immerse yourself in the very streets and sights where ordinary men and women became immortal rock gods and the proverbial "shit went down." We're talking about a walking tour of the great Rock N Roll haunts of NYC, a one-of-a-kind pilgrimage through the East Village and Lower East Side. From the late 19th century Vaudeville and Yiddish Theaters of the Bowery to the Homesteading by the Beatniks in the 50s, the hippies and radicals of the 60s and the classic rock and punk rockers of the 70s, this is where rock transformed from music to religion.

The Rocks Off Rock N Roll Walking Tour will show you ALL OF IT and then some. See where Leadbelly spent the last few years of his life, Charlie Parker's historic home, the Fillmore East, CBGB, Max's Kansas City, The Electric Circus, The Palladium, The Ritz / Webster Hall, Irving Plaza, Tompkins Square Park, Madonna's first NYC apartment, and tons more! Be prepared to walk the streets that LEGENDS have walked, piss in urinals that Lou Reed pissed in, drink egg creams that the NY Dolls drank, shit where GG Allin shit (everywhere). See where everyone who was anyone partied, played, created, and inspired the whole wide world.

Who better to lead you on your journey through rock history than the dudes that eat, drink and occasionally vomit Rock N Roll, the guys who kneel at the altar of rock, devil horns raised. Our tour guides have spent a collective 500 years in the business and the neighborhood and are sick and tired of keeping all their knowledge and passion to themselves. Let us enlighten you! You too can taste sweet, delicious Rock and Roll history.

 

THE PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE of ROCK NROLL in NEW YORK CITY:

A rock and roll walking tour of the highest order. We’re not here to give you a pedestrian (wink, wink) guide to the city. We want you to feel like you’ve lived, drank, eaten, and shit New York City Rock and Roll History. Just a few things you’ll see and feel on our tour: where Leadbelly and Joey Ramone lived out their lives, find out where Jimmy Page’s dealer lived, how to properly go #2 in the CBGB bathroom, see where Paul Simonon of the Clash smashed his bass, where Iggy and Blondie and countless other rockers shopped and still shop for clothes, Is that Chipotle?! No! It’s the Electric Circus! Can’t you see Warhol’s wig from here? And where did newcomers like The Strokes, Interpol, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and more start? Oh, right here on Houston and Ave A. Yes, folks, Rock and Roll in NYC ain’t dead yet! We can prove it to you. Join us on the History Of Rock and Roll in New York City tour and become an expert just like our guides.
Hosted by Jake Szufnarowski

 

THE HISTORY OF ART, CRIME, DRUGS and PUNK ROCK ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE:

What was it about the Lower East Side that attracted so much talent and crime in the last 40 years? Since my early days of punk the summer of 1977 I’ve been exposed of the best music and the worst crime. Everything from Max’s Kansas City to the Alphabet City Butcher Daniel Rackowitz who lived right above me and killed his girlfriend, chopped her up and fed her to the homeless in Tompkins Square Park. I was also in that park when the riot of 1989 kicked off and I played one of the last shows at CBGB’s.

Most people walking around on the Lower East Side today with its trendy boutiques and coffee shops have no idea of its history, the great music and violence that has always co-existed side by side down here. I’ll take you to the punk clubs, gang hangouts and drug spots where some of the craziest things went down. It’s a first hand account from someone who was immersed in the danger having myself grown up on the streets of NYC since the age of 14. I guarantee you it will be a true punk rock & crime history lesson from someone who was there way back then and is still here.

We will drop by the famous CBGB’s location where The Ramones and so many other legendary punk bands started. We’ll walk by Great Gildersleeves where the Hells Angels regularly ran people over on their motorcycles. Stroll down memory lane at Saint Marks Place passing Trash and Vaudeville (punk store), the Electric Circus where the likes of Bad Brains, Crass, and so many others jammed. All the while telling you my anecdotes and funny stories of the crazy shit I’ve seen go down. Then Tompkins Sq Park, giving first hand knowledge of the areas events. We’ll even hit MANITOBAS for Bob Gruen's famous Punk Rock photo exhibit before we go by the Ritz (now Webster Hall) and Irving Plaza where so many great bands like Black Flag, Bad Brains, Circle Jerks, Motorhead (first US gig), The Damned, Buzzcocks and where the late punk-rocker John Belushi slam danced his nights away. Finally our last stops on the tour will be Max's Kansas City where we end in Union Sq Park discussing the area and what is what like. Drugs, hookers, violence, the Palladium where The Clash's London Calling album cover was taken and many great bands played. Ever heard of Julien's Pool Hall? The porno theaters where I’d sleep in the dead of winter for 50 cents a night and the Gramercy Park Boxing Gym (now PC Richard’s) where my old man and many world Champions boxed. The bottom line is, whether you’re a seasoned New Yorker or someone visiting the city on vacation, this tour is not to be missed. I can guarantee you it will be a memorable experience.
Hosted by John Joseph


JAKE SZUFNAROWSKI Concert Promoter. Band manager. Record Label Chief. Impresario. Founder of the Rocks Off Concert Cruise Series -now in it's 11th glorious years of promoting floating rock n roll concerts in New York Harbor. And currently the frontman for the international touring rock n roll juggernaut TRAGEDY: A Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees. Since 1994 Jake has lived, breathed and shaped Rock n Roll in New York City. He has booked the legendary rock n roll meccas Wetlands, The Knitting Factory and CBGB. His label Which? Records released records by Daniel Johnston, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Shining Path (featuring Dr Know and Darryl Jennifer of the Bad Brains), H2O, The Meatmen, Murphy's Law, the Dickies, and many more. He booked the farewell festival at Wetlands (which featured Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead, blah blah blah) After booking countless nights as a promoter at CBGB, Jake was tapped to book the last 100 shows at the famed rock n roll institution. Jake even sang backing vocals with Joey Ramone on the Furious George song "Gilligan" This guy is so rock n roll that when you call him on the phone the voice you hear is none other than the King of the Surf Guitar DICK DALE telling you "You reached Jake Szufnarowski's phone. He's my buddy - he's the best agent there is in town, you fuck with him I will find your ass and I will wack you!" So, um, yeah, we think he's pretty qualified to show you around.


JOHN JOSEPH Author. Ex-con. Ex-drug addict. Musician. Street hustler. Triathlete. 30 Year Vegetarian / Vegan. Lifelong New Yorker and the frontman of the legendary Cro-Mags. Icon of Hardcore / Punk Rock music which was born in the burnt-out buildings where he squatted on the lower east side of Manhattan. John formed the Cro Mags in 1981. Before, during, and after his time in the Cro-Mags, Joseph served as an occasional roadie and spiritual divining rod for the Bad Brains on several tours. Since the Cro Mags breakup John kept himself busy with music - criss-crossing the globe with Modes of Ignorance, Bloodclot, Fearless Vampire Killers, and most recently the reformed Cro Mags. He’s currently writing a screenplay for a movie based on his experiences, but guess what? You can catch the stories told first–hand before they hit the big screen.

Apr 09, 2011

Rhetorical Question:  What's better than this killer POISON, CRUE, DOLLS show out at Nassau Coliseum?

 A hat trick from the Islanders Pat LaFontaine?

No.

 Being able to get all sorts of "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" kinds of fucked up without have to worry about a thing?

Nothing at all!

 No worries about who's driving home, when the last train leaves, or figuring out where to get that shuttle bus to the Hempstead Turnpike Motel 6.

Let Rocks Off plan your party for you! One stop shopping gets you a ticket to the show plus a sweet ride to and from the gig.  The trip will cost $99.99 TOTAL which covers EVERYTHING - tickets to the show AND round trip transportation on our luxury coach bus (bathroom, AC, and audio / video system playing Hair Metal Highlights all the way there and back).

NOTE: The TICKETS for the concert are in Sections 301 and 302.  If you prefer different seats you can buy the "bus Only" option and then find tix yourself.  But then you won;t be sitting with all the cool kids from the bus trip!!

There is also a BUS ONLY option for $49.99 if you want to buy your own tix but still ride to and from the show in, uh, class.

There are TWO pickup / dropoff locations - one in MANHATTAN and one in WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN -  make SURE you buy your ticket for the RIGHT PLACE!!!  There will be SEPARATE BUSSES for each location - so if you go to the wrong place you'l be worse off than Vince Neil after a night of drinking and driving!

MANHATTAN: Pick Up / Dropoff location will be Skyport Marina at EAST 23rd Street and FDR Drive.  That's the EAST SIDE.  So we can get right to the Tunnel!

BROOKLYN: Pick Up / Dropoff location is at the Turkey's Nest - 94 Bedford Ave at North 12th Street!!

 If you have more questions or to avoid ticketmaster / ticketweb fees, please contact Sancho@RocksOff.com